You now who I hate? Well, I hate most people but I’ve got a particular group in mind. A bit unfair asking you to think of one group really, doesn’t narrow it down enough. OK, forget it, I’ll tell you. Smarmy cunts with an iPhone, iMac and anything else pre-fixed ‘i’. It used to be that young men, when they felt bored or stressed, would abuse themselves as nature intended; healthy, natural and won’t cause offence so long as it’s done in private. Now they just whip out their hand-held 3G-enabled touch sensitive cock replacements and have a good fiddle with some ‘apps’.
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK! 8 lazy tossers get a half day when they ask for one and the rest of us suffer a hammering and our service level hits a record low…and as a result I don’t get to duck out half an hour early so I can pay money into the bank before it shuts!! FUCK!! Hate this place; it is managed by morons, actual morons. They do the shift rotas by covering their eyes and typing randomly into a spreadsheet, they send people home when we’re ridiculously busy and they spend far too much money on ‘service level’ parties that seem to just be an excuse to see your boss in squeeze into to a hideous spangly dress and get pissed with you like you’re all mates (OMG LOLZ, Facebook pics galore!).
This is has been a busy and loooong day, so long I felt the need to add a lot of extra o’s to the word long, that’s how long it’s been. If that elongated ‘long’ were spoken, it would sound like a moose dying from a shotgun blast to the abdomen being recorded, then played back at half speed. Not that I’ve ever shot a moose, or that a moose (plural meese or mooses?) can speak one English word, even if it’s their last. I know this is bollocks, but as per my previous typed-utterance; it’s been a fucking looooOOoooooOoooooong day!!! Mooooooooose!
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